Mr. Krabs: [looks around the Krusty
Krab with a telescope] Where could they be? They should've been here hours ago!
Arrgh! Not a customer in sight. If I don't make any
money today, I'll surely break out in a rash!
SpongeBob: Yippee! I'm rich! Look, Patrick, eight gold
doubloons!
Mr. Krabs: Wait, I saw it first! Hyah!
[jumps onto the table and sweats] Mine, mine! Huh?!
SpongeBob: Boy, Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty.
Mr. Krabs: What's this? Where are the doubloons?
SpongeBob: [laughs] There are no real doubloons, Mr.
Krabs! It's a game: "The Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt."
Patrick: Based on a real treasure map.
SpongeBob: Take a break and play around with us.
Patrick: Yeah! C'mon, sweaty.
Mr. Krabs: Have you finished cleanin
the tables?
SpongeBob: I cleaned the tables, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Aye, but did you scrape all the gum off the
underside?
SpongeBob: [chewing gum along with Patrick] I already
took care of it.
Mr. Krabs: Ha ha ha. All right, lads. Looks like you've shanghaied me.
Patrick: My turn. [rolls the dice] 5. [makes a
raspberry noise while moving piece, then reads a card] One of your shipmates
has been a bad pirate! Send him to the brig! Hmmm. [SpongeBob turns his eyes
toward Mr. Krabs] It's off to jail for you, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Patrick, you're fired!
Patrick: But I don't even work here!
Mr. Krabs: Would you like a job, startin
now? [puts a hat on Patrick's head]
Patrick: Boy, would I?!
Mr. Krabs: [takes the hat off Patrick's head] You're
fired!
SpongeBob: My turn. [rolls the dice] 1, 2, 3, 4.
[picks up the card and reads it] Look for the Deacon's Goose thru the fork in
the old tree and head that way. [looks through the hole in the tree] Well, I
see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone.
Mr. Krabs: [gasps] Shiver me timbers!
SpongeBob: [laughs] Just kidding, Mr. Krabs. I'm
almost to the treasure. Your turn again, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: [rolls the dice] Ooh, fish
eyes. 1, 2.
SpongeBob: [picks up card and reads it] You are a real
pirate. Go straight to the "X" that marks the spot. You get to dig
for treasure, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Treasure? [digs with a small toy shovel and
a mini plastic treasure chest appears] There it is! It's the Flying Dutchman's
Treasure! Gold, gold, gold! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! [starts sweating
profusely]
SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.
Fred: [walks into the Krusty
Krab] Rev up those fryers, 'cause I am sure hungry
for one-- [Mr. Krabs picks him up, holds him over his head, and heads for the
door] Help! Help! [Mr. Krabs throws him out the door] My leg!
Mr. Krabs: Can't you see we're closed?!
[rushes back to the game table] Ready for another round? This is my kind of
game!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray!
Mr. Krabs: 6! 1, 2... [scenery changes from day to
night. SpongeBob and Patrick are tired; Patrick is even asleep on the table] I
win again! Oh, that's 17 times in a row.
SpongeBob: [very tired] I think we oughta
call it a night, Mr. Krabs. I really gotta get some
sleep.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, you can't walk out on me now.
SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. [yawns, then slings
Patrick over his shoulder and carries him out] See you tomorrow. [walks inside
his house after bringing Patrick home. Rattling noises heard] Huh? Who's there?
[turns a light on]
Mr. Krabs: Come on, SpongeBob. One more game. I can
smell the treasure.
SpongeBob: [pushes Mr. Krabs outside] Mr. Krabs, it's
late. Go to bed! Good night, Mr. Krabs. [closes the door, but Mr. Krabs is
inside the house once again]
Mr. Krabs: Wind is perfect, the tide is right. Let's
hunt for treasure.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, you gotta...
[opens the door, and Mr. Krabs is now outside]
Mr. Krabs: Tread softly, lad. If the Dutchman hears
you, we'll never get his treasure.
SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs...
Mr. Krabs: I'll roll for you, boy.
SpongeBob: But, Mr...
Mr. Krabs: [rolls the dice] 8 paces, north, that's a
good start, lad.
SpongeBob: But, Mr...
Mr. Krabs: 1, 2, 3...
SpongeBob: [yelling in frustration] Mr. Krabs, I wanna go to bed! [pauses] Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry, but it's
just a game, ya know?
Mr. Krabs: A game. That's... right. Of
course it is, my mistake. [picks up the game board and folds it in half]
I guess I got a little carried away, eh? Though it is treasure we're dealin with here. Sorry, for disturbin
ya, lad. [walks away while SpongeBob shuts the door.
Morning arrives, and then the clam "rooster" crows everyone up.]
Avast! Pineapple, ho. Heave two, and prepare to be boarded.
SpongeBob: Aw, go home already. [gets out of bed and
looks out the window] I'm done playing that game, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Thats Captain Krabs to you, and this is no
game. We're gonna be pirates.
SpongeBob: [excited] Pirates?
Mr. Krabs: Aye! How'd you like to go on a real
treasure hunt, with a real treasure map?
SpongeBob and Patrick: [Patrick appears from the side
of SpongeBob's house] Treasure? [dancing around] We're gonna
be pirates, we're gonna be pirates!
Mr. Krabs: Ay, ay, ay. Belay that skippin.
Pirates don't skip. [throws them a bag of pirate stuff] Put on this pirate
garb, so I won't be embarrassed to be seen with ya. Arrgh.
SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick. Look! Peg legs and eye
patches.
Mr. Krabs: Now, don't you feel more like pirates?
SpongeBob: [walks towards the plank using two peg
legs] Look, I'm Peggy the Pirate! [falls on the plank]
Patrick: [walks towards the plank with two separate
eye patches covering his eyes] I'm Blindbeard the
Pirate. [falls on SpongeBob] Ow.
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh! [fade to
ship sailing across in midair] Keep a sharp lookout, SpongeBob. Accordin to the map, we're close to the first landmark.
SpongeBob: Really? Can we see the map?
Mr. Krabs: Uh... no! Only the captain can lay eyes on
the map.
SpongeBob: Okie dokie, then.
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, a pirate
doesn't say, "okie dokie,
then." A pirate says, "arrgh!"
SpongeBob: Okie... oops. [laughs while a jellyfish
flies by him] I mean... [standing up] arrgh! Captain
Krabs. [his eyes widen and sees a rock nearby] Captain, we're about to hit... uhh... I mean... arrgh, Capt., arrgh, we're, arrgh, about, arrgh, to hit, arrgh...
Mr. Krabs: Out with it man, arrgh!
Patrick: I, arrgh, think, arrgh, he's trying, arrgh, to
say...! [crash] land...
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh! From now
on, only the captain says, arrgh! Status report, Mr.
SquarePants?
SpongeBob: The whole ship is underwater captain.
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, we're
marooned then. Our treasure hunt will have to continue on
foot. This is it, boys, from the seaweed with 2 leaves on it. 10,000 paces
east.
SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has... [Mr.
Krabs pulls a leaf off] Which way, cap'n?
Mr. Krabs: Ensign Patrick, which way is east?
Patrick: Uhh... let's see, uhh... [points] that way, captain!
Mr. Krabs: 9,997... 9,998... 9,999... 10,000! Where's
the "X"? Supposed to be right here! 10,000 paces east.
Patrick: Ooh! East? I thought you said "weast"!
Mr. Krabs: Weast? What kind of compass you readin, lad?
Patrick: This one, sir.
Mr. Krabs: That's west, Patrick. You're fired again.
[cuts to the crew walking again in the opposite direction, which they shouldve
done in the first place] 9,551... 9,552...
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, we're tired.
Patrick: And hungry.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, so this is my crew. You get a little
tired, and a wee bit hungry, and you wanna shove off
for home. Arrgh! That sickens me. A pirate is not
judged by the notches in his cutlass, or by the size of his booty. A pirate is
judged by the loyalty of his crew. And without a loyal crew... [one of
SpongeBob's eyes fill up with tears] what am I captain of? Just... a bunch of
sand! [cries]
Patrick: Don't cry, Captain Krabs.
SpongeBob: [sniffles and crying] Yeah, we'll be your
loyal crew. [both cry]
Mr. Krabs: You'll stay with me then?
SpongeBob and Patrick: We'll be the most loyal pirate
crew ever!
Mr. Krabs: I knew I could count on you boys. One for
all!
SpongeBob and Patrick: And all for one! [laying on
ground at night outside tent]
SpongeBob: I'm so loyal, I don't even mind sleeping on
the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.
Patrick: I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks.
SpongeBob: But we've only been gone
a few hours.
Patrick: I know. [chuckles. SpongeBob moves away]
SpongeBob: I'm so loyal, I don't wanna
sleep till we find the treasure. Let's go see if the captain will go now!
SpongeBob and Patrick: [entering the tent] Captain
Krabs?
SpongeBob: He's not here.
Patrick: Look! The treasure map.
SpongeBob: Only the captain can look at the map, Patrick.
Patrick: [walks toward the map] Yeah...
SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing?
Patrick: Nothing.
SpongeBob: Patrick, you're not supposed to look at the
map. [Patrick touches the map]
Patrick: I'm not looking, I'm touching. There's no
rule against that, is there?
SpongeBob: No, guess there isn't. [both poking the
map, until it opens] Oops! Patrick, it opened by itself. [Both laugh. Their eyes enlarge and search the map]
SpongeBob and Patrick: The map, the map, gotta see it, gotta look at it.
[Their eyes freeze for a second and then pop back in their heads.]
Patrick: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yeah?
Patrick: Did you notice something familiar about this
map?
SpongeBob: You mean, like that it's our game board
taped to a piece of paper?
Mr. Krabs: [appearing right behind them and angry] Do
you think this is a problem?
SpongeBob and Patrick: [scream] Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Sneakin peeks at
me treasure map?
Patrick: We're sorry.
Mr. Krabs: That's mutiny on my ship. So you think ol' Captain Krabs has
gone crazy, do ye?
SpongeBob: Not at all, Captain Krabs. We don't think
that at all!
Patrick: I think that.
Mr. Krabs: I'm gonna throw ya overboard for sayin that!
[SpongeBob and Patrick both begged for mercy and then
the "X" symbol appeared underneath them.]
SpongeBob: [gasps] Look! It's the "X."
Mr. Krabs: [eyes go into "X" like symbol]
"X" marks the spot!
SpongeBob: Wow! That game really is based on a real
treasure map.
Mr. Krabs: Well, what are you waitin
for, lads? [SpongeBob and Patrick both start digging.] Dig! Dig! [minutes
later] Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.
SpongeBob: We got it, Captain Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Ha, ha. Hand it up to me, lads. Heave!
[brings the treasure up] We finally found it. [opens up
the treasure chest]
Female Chorus: The Dutchman's Treasure!
All: Wow!
SpongeBob: What are you gonna
do with your share, Patrick?
Patrick: I don't know. How are you gonna
spend your share, SpongeBob?
Mr. Krabs: What shares? You're not gettin
any of my treasure!
SpongeBob: We found it together. So
we deserve a share!
Mr. Krabs: Well, I'm the captain. And I say it's mine!
SpongeBob: What about loyalty?
[all three are now fighting over the treasure chest]
Mr. Krabs: All for one.
SpongeBob: And one for all.
Mr. Krabs: All for one.
SpongeBob: And one for all.
Mr. Krabs: All for one.
SpongeBob: And one for all.
Flying Dutchman: [sleeping] I'm the Flyin Dutchman.
Mr. Krabs: All for one.
SpongeBob: And one for all.
Flying Dutchman: [sleeping] I'm the Flyin Dutchman. [wakes up] Who dares wake the Flyin Dutchman? Keep it down will ya?
I'm tryna get some sleep. [noticing them fighting
over the treasure chest] Huh?
Mr. Krabs: All for one.
SpongeBob and Patrick: One for all. [lightning
strikes]
Flying Dutchman: Who dug up the Dutchman's treasure?
Mr. Krabs: [shoves the chest toward SpongeBob and
Patrick] They did!
Flying Dutchman: Arrgh!
[picks up the treasure chest] So you two scallywags dug up me
treasure?
SpongeBob and Patrick: [hugging each other in fear]
Uh-huh!
Flying Dutchman: Well, you saved me a lot of diggin' you did. So here's a
reward for the two of ya's.
[The Flying Dutchman gives them two gold doubloons]
SpongeBob: Wow!
Female Chorus: Two gold doubloons!
[SpongeBob and Patrick take the doubloons and the
Flying Dutchman puts away his treasure chest in his pocket.]
Mr. Krabs: Wait! I'm captain of this crew! Where's my
reward?
Flying Dutchman: Hmm, I guess you're right. A little somethin for your trouble. [flicks something to Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold! [a tiny
plastic treasure chest] Huh? Why, it's just a little plastic treasure chest!
Female Chorus: Plastic!
Flying Dutchman: Aye, but it's based on a real
treasure chest. [laughs]
Patrick: Gee, Mr. Krabs, you're lookin
all sweaty again.
[Flying Dutchman turns into green smoke and vanishes.]